Forget JR, Dallas was all about the animals. First set – the De Blonk family. They are a race of mini giants that make Dada look like Stuart Little’s dwarf baby brother. But they are very nice. If you feed them. Kyle is the De Blonk that Mummy and Dada met in the Bahamas on a booze cruise in February and crashed their wedding 2 days later. Kyle and Shari have a dude hangin’ round their home who is smaller than me. Just. Brady is 2 months old and eats like a horse. We all went to the Dallas World Aquarium. Mummy said this was one of Dada's ex-girlfriends:
Then I had this huge urge to touch a sloth. Luckily there was a sign saying "Do not touch the sloth", otherwise I would have touched the sloth
Then we saw a tree with little spikes on. The person who named the tree "Monkey Don't Climb Tree" must have been either very lazy, stupid or about as creative as mashed potato. I was thinking it looked more like a Pinelurch Tree (Chorisia Speciosa). Imagine being as lazy as Man-Who-Is-Crap-At-Naming-Trees-Man
Also is Dallas: Dada's well educated American friends continued with their onslaught of "Don't you have that in England?" starting with a fair point - "Don't you have drive-thru banks?" but then moving swiftly onto "Don't you have ice in England?" - the first of Dr. Jim Dixson's many 'Foo-Pas'. Mama and her friend Shari twice tried to get into the wrong cars after we'd been out. Don't know why that was so funny, I'm always at it. More from The Dallas World Aquarium - an octopus that could undo a ball to get its food out, a huge trail of ants (And yes ... "Do you have ants in England?") and finally penguins. For some reason Dada hates them but I thought they were cool and my-size-like. On Monday we left Shari, Kyle, Brady and Rusty the woof woof as Dr. Jim and Flash drove us 3 hours North from Texas to Oklahoma City (we almost stopped on the way when we saw a sign that said 'Vasectomy or KFC')
big UP: Kyle 'Mr. Incredible' DeBlonk, Shari 'OU' DeBlonk, Brady 'Mini Incredible' DeBlonk and the DeBlonk MASSIVE
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