18 - 26 January 2007
Just before we get started. I LOVE STANDING ON MY HEAD
Had I fallen over, I would have blamed Daddy (like I did in the Canberra video 'Daddy did it'). Only today I blamed him for the poo in my nappy and an explosion on the tele. I'm so funny. During the trip, loads of people just asked to have a picture taken with me. I am a supermodel. A very short one. Cool huh! These girls in Fremantle were really fit in the flesh - can't understand whats happened to the one on the right, she suddenly looks really old and her forehead has risen, like Bobby Charlton after an exotic holiday
We can't actually remember where this is. Looks nice though. It may have been on an island or on the coast North of Perth or on route to Margaret River, renound wine area. 'Wine' is a favourite word of mine, although Mama looks embarassed every time I say it. At our favourite B&B (Tasty Olive in Treeton), Rosie the dog took us for a walk through the bush, then scared off this HUGE roo
Daddy got up very early one morning to catch breakfast. Daddy says that although his is quite small - it was very strong. This was another great B&B (Golfers Retreat in Secret Harbour), they even laid on some chicks for me. Just as the picture was taken, I said "Who's Your Daddy?" Mine is Daddy
Next up is a very embarassing wardrobe incident. We all wore our army surplus shorts. We matched. Surely I can sue my parents. Upon realising the mistake, Mama went to get changed but Daddy was like, 'No Way', he was very excited by the prospect of people noticing the weird matching family. He now wants us all to get perms, tank tops and Prince Alberts
Mama wanted to goto Penguin Island. Daddy hates penguins and hatched a cunning plan to escape. Alas and despite our camouflage, she caught us. This was also where I messed up a game of 'boo' with Daddy
Still feeling a bit guilty about quitting a perfectly good job just to hang out with me, Daddy made himself visit another radio station, mainly to steal ideas. Every single person he met at 92.9 apologised for the mess (they are moving to new studios in a few months), they should see my bedroom. Oh. I don't have one. Ho-hum; one day maybe. They were only allowed to transfer one box of stuff each - sadly quite a few toys will probably perish
New 92.9, just been threw car wash
Daddy did some more 'stand-up'. This was Anthony doing his 20th gig. He thought that tonight was the first time he was going to be heckled (crowds are obviously a lot nicer in Western Australia) and he was excited about a brilliant retort he had ready. He was heckled (as they all were by the same drunk woman) and it was the worst heckle put down in the entire world. Roughly it went like this: Drunk heckler 'blah blah blah' Anthony 'Right erm. Oh you just heckled me' Drunk heckler 'blah blah blah' Anthony 'Right OK then. Well. You're in trouble now. You are Louise' Drunk heckler 'blah' Anthony 'and I'm Thelma and I'm going to drive you off a cliff'. You didn't have to be there. Daddy researched his routine - checking out plenty of Muffintops*
Its not often on the trip that we did a packaged tour, because when you do they pick you up well early. Here I am swan climbing to use up the time between pick up (7.40am) and ferry departure (8.40am). But we were going to cycle around Rottnest Island. I was very excited
I look stupid. No wonder I didn't pull
Australia Day. Did you know that Australian drunk women are twice as hard to deal with than Australian drunk men - now you know the real reason Shane Warne retired. What a great craic it would be to beat The Aussies in the one dayer on Australia Day. We didn't, so instead we relied on a huge storm to dampen their spirits. We were watching from the airport (its all in the planning) and the storm got nearer and nearer as 9pm approached. But the firworks went off as planned - I pointed and said 'bang' to each one
Sorry about another arty farty pic - Daddy gets that from his mate Harry
*Muffintop is the flab that sticks out over a tight pair of jeans. It is also Australian word of the year. Humility wasn't even in the top 3,000,000. Our Australian adventure is over, just Japan to go ... and my funniest video to date!
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