Hiya. I'm Barney and I'm ONE! I'm taking my Dada AROUND THE WORLD on a major adventure to see lots of places and do lots of things. We're also taking 635 nappies (roughly calculated on 5 per day). PLUS we're taking Mummy to carry the bags. Here's me (without the nappies)
Aren't I cute! Yes.
We did some short practice trips around the UK. First up; Scotland. We're in Edinburgh because Dada thinks he's funny and wants to be like a proper comedian. I met one who was really stupid. I went to his show and pretended to be really excited by jumping up and down on Dada's lap and going 'YEEEEAH' very loudly. At one point he stopped and said "I'm sorry, my wife's expecting and I'm obssessed with that baby at the back - what's his name?" Dada answered and the guy said "Arnie?" which Dada thought was hilarious. He then kept saying to me "I'll be back" but then didn't go anywhere.
During our visit to Edinburgh I took a ride up Peter's Pants. This is known more commonly as Arthur's Seat, but Mummy was having one of her 'Lady Moments' that Dada always tells me about. Plenty more of those to come over the next 6 months! Dada was very brave and went up there again in the middle of the night with a guy called 'Drunken Bum'.
Dada has a video of the drunk manbum on YouTube. Type in Barney Bo to find it.
Dada had to live with what he called 'Young Lads'. Well excuuuse me, but they is well old! One of them in the bed next to Dada is a big snorer. Dada got scared a couple of times when trying to stop Tom snoring. The first thing he grabbed was Tom's foot, but his toe make a big 'crack' and Dada thought he'd broken it. But he kept snoring so Dada went over to turn him on his side and there was a Mummy in the bed next to him which Dada wasn't expecting and he jumped out of his Chewbacca like skin when she spoke!
Getting to Edinburgh was a nightmare, just after a Terry Wogan alert. Mummy couldn't bring on any food on the plane and the man next to us was very surprised to see me eat a cheese ploughmans. On the way back, Dada got very upset when he said goodbye to me at the airport, but to be honest me & Mummy needed a break from him. He said he's going to stand-up in front of 50 people. Should be easy, I've done it - and with a full nappy. You can see Dada do it at www.roytheboy.com. So that was the Scotland adventure - next up and only 200 miles from Britain - WALES!
big UP: Dan 'Porky' Lyle THE hostess with the mostess and his Scotland Massive not mentioned below (Prowsey etc) : Vic just how does she put up with those boys? : Bas loves the whiskey : Tom cheers for the pron : Wendy Ivers for letting us stay in 'The Wendy House' : Stevie G night is day and day is night : Michelle o dancer of the belly : Logan Murray for being in Peep Show : Paul Kerensa a gentleman AND funny and his crew John mistake maker, 5-Live Gav and Stuart 'ride me' DeLorean: Hils are alive with the sound of comedy Jago : The Edinburgh Aussie Rules Footy team (we murdered Glasgow) and The Tron for helping with Wednesday's nights training : Souad for taking Mummy out : Rhiannon for watching the end of BB with Dada and making me laugh when they hid sweets in an empty crisp packet and finally Arnie for showing me how to 'relax'
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