We stayed with Mummy's friend Lisa's house in Killester, Dublin 5. How Dublin got 5 I don't know. Maybe thats the average temperature. Hope the rest of the world can do better. Lisa is currently receiving 'Manlove' from a cool guy called Sean. He is cool and had lots of playtime with me & Dada (who must have liked him 'cos the weirdo mowed his lawn). Dada tried to show off his ball skills and promptly thumped one next door. "No problem" said Dada and thats when we all knew we were in trouble. Dada then said "I've snagged the little fella" and Mummy asked if I was bothered about having a brother or sister
Playtime continued inside where we played on Sean's swimming pool table. I'm sooo much better than Sean or Dada (here's todays YouTube video). Dada really wants me to mention that England beat Ireland 23-16 in pool games, but I think that would be mean to our host. At one point they both went crazy playing 'speed pool' - I almost got knocked over a few times I can tell you. I thought the winning time of 1.48s was slow - probly because of several 5 second penalties on the way! After a few beers and pool they had a curry from Sean's restaurant Kinara (amazing Pakistani food 318 Clontarf Road, Dublin 3). They all loved the meal but spicy curry doesn't really agree with Dada so I made the suggestion that HE went to bed with a nappy on instead of me but no one listens to me and we all suffered. Why don't olds understand me, are they stupid?
Well that question can be easily answered because the next day when they went wind surfing ... IN THE DUBLIN ESTUARY!
Lisa showed the boys what to do; especially Sean as he might as well just gone swimming. He was just lucky there were no stingrays. Look closely at the picture and you can see Dada wearing Lisa's size 4 trainers. But he asked me not to mention it because he's very embarrassed. "Yeah but son, I took the lining out so I could get my feet in". Loser. My feet are almost as big. No wonder we both have trouble standing up.
Want to know how to make me happy - stick a couple of cushions in front of me so I can spank them. And I did. Oh Boy. Other things about Dublin: No recycling, chciken wings at The Elephant & Castle. Dada watching The Ryder Cup (and this time I didn't here him say "Not bl**dy golf"), Dublin Zoo (where I made Mummy laugh by pointing at the monkeys and saying 'Dada') and ... bubbles
Afro Baby. Here I know I look very cute. I'm remembering a very special moment that happened between Mummy and Dada when he carried me onto some rocks at the end of The North Bull Wall ... and she didn't go mad or complain; she just shut her eyes ... that bodes well for some crazy stunts on THE BIG WORLD TOUR which starts tomorrow - Philadelphia!
big UP: Sean 'Speedpool' Collender, Vicky 'One more' Baird, Lisa 'Chicken Wings' (Elephant & Castle) O'Regan, Kinara Restaurant Dublin 3 and Guinness!
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